BREAKING NEWS: Tony Wroten Out of Garfield

Well I woke up to some surprising news. The Seattle school district after an “under-cover” investigation has concluded that Tony Wroten Jr. does not live in Seattle but in Renton.

This is borderline ridiculous, I don’t think any other kid would have been investigated, but someone doesn’t like Garfield basketball and has sent for an FBI-type of investigation on this kid. Just my take.